Chapter 1: The Philosopher’s Power Cell

In the vaults of Gringotts, where goblins forge eternal enchantments, lies the CR123A—a lithium phoenix rising from Muggle ashes. Blessed with three ancient magicks:

1. Dementor-Proof Core: -40°C winters? "Expecto Patronum!" whispers its steady 3V pulse.


2. Dragonfire Resilience: +60°C factory infernos? "Sunscreen? Never heard of her."


3. Time-Turner Longevity: 10-year shelf life—outlasting three Triwizard Tournaments.

Why AA batteries weep:
Leaky as Moaning Myrtle’s pipes, dying faster than a Niffler in Gringotts.

 

Chapter 2: The Order of the Reliable

????️ Auror Night-Vision Goggles:
"Homenum Revelio!" CR123A powers lenses piercing darkness, mocking Death Eaters’ feeble Lumos.

???? St. Mungo’s Glucose Monitors:
Steadier than Madam Pomfrey’s hands, guarding diabetics from Dementor-like crashes.

???? Dumbledore’s Army Tactical Lights:
500 lumens blazing through Forbidden Forests—"Lumos Maxima? Amateur hour."

 

The Marauder’s Map of Power

• 17mm x 34.5mm: Slimmer than a Snitch, slipping into Horcrux trackers.


• 2000mAh Capacity: Stores more energy than the Room of Requirement.


• Leak-Proof Sorcery: Cleaner than S.P.E.W. pamphlets, zero acid tears.

 

The Dark Lord’s Downfall

Voltage Spikes strike like Crucio—CR123A shrugs:
"I’ve survived Dolores Umbridge’s decrees. Your surge? Adorable."

 

Where Magic Meets Muggle Tech

???? Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes:
Fuels Extendable Ears longer than Fred’s pranks.

???? Hogwarts Security:
Locks enchanted gates with 99% charge, scoffing at Alohomora attempts.

???? Snape’s Lab Sensors:
Monitors potion pH through vapors that melt lesser cells.

 

Epilogue: The Unbreakable Vow
To choose CR123A is to swear allegiance to eternal power. As Dumbledore warned: "Soon we must choose between what is easy... and what is long-lasting."